What a better Christmas special for our listeners than a program about Swamp Creatures determined to ruin the Holidays for everybody. That's how the hard Liberal Left rolls. Jake takes us all on an unbelievable voyage brought forth by his authoritarian, insane school district, while Cutter brings up two more perfect examples of school Nazis infecting schools. Oh, yeah, get ready for the Stealth Variant, right after Double Secret Probation.